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About 10 years ago, when I learned about the circumstances of my birth, I could have done bodily harm to Mom’s OB/GYN. I was born two weeks early because the arrogant a§§hole didn’t want to be bothered to send Mom back home and wait for real labor. I was dragged out ass-first, damaging my foreskin in the process. His solution was to circumcise me, which would not have happened otherwise. He also dislocated my hip, for which I had to be put on a special saddle, both of which were charged to my parents. I was lucky that he was already deceased.

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